Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place. —(via resohlve)
*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
This seems familiar…
*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain
Ahhh, the Royals won!!!!! I’m so happy for them!!
Meanwhile in Red Sox Nation: Lester watch ‘14 has officially begun.
It’s not fair for him to even be on the show. Who’s gonna beat him? Seriously?
Yeah he’s gonna win.
I can’t get enough of this.
I’m sure he gets tired of it but I pray he does The Carlton at least once though. This shit was week one though? Everyone else needs to just quit haha.
This is the first week? I’d just quit if I were in this season. LOL
Everyone should just give up tbh
CARLTONNNNNNNNNNNNN DO ITTTTTTTTHANK I watched this like 5 times last night
I stopped believing in love.
Then you walked through the door and I thought
science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time